I’m just going to get this out the way, The Sims 3 is awesome, it may not have the complete feature set that The Sims 2 and all of its expansions combined have but its still full of charm, humour and randomness. The basic premise for the game is still the same except this time you have an entire town at your disposal which has plenty for you to do, however with a few notable exceptions.
The first character that I made was an evil genius which was clearly the first thing I was going to do and you really aren’t allowed to be that evil. So first things up when you make a sim you pick their look, clothes and so on but the important bit is that you also choose a number of traits and a lifetime goal (if you’re creating a young adult or higher). So I chose become an evil mastermind who wanted to become the emperor of evil and the thing that I noticed more than anything on that play through was how thoroughly not evil that character was, in fact one of the most evil things that he did was steal candy from a baby. No axe murdering psychos allowed apparently, I couldn’t even tell him to go break into someones house although I think you are supposed to be able to do that if you made a klepto sim.

Evil Genius At Work, Do Not Disturb
So being evil didn’t work out for me so well so I decided another play through was in order this time a different bunch of characters including but not limited to a charitable vegetarian lesbian gardener. I kind of went a little overboard with going to the other extreme. I played around much more with the creation tools this time round and if you’ve ever wanted to see what a formal dress looks like on a person that’s been painted like a brick wall, well its interesting to say the least. The moving stuff around the house seems as functional as ever, and is very well designed drag and drop with the menus being very well designed and incredibly beautiful from a UI stand point. If there’s on main complaint with the UI in general its that it tends to become a little unwieldy when there are loads of items, like the inventory became a pretty big hassle later on.
The things that I like most about it are the variously geeky references in the game like if you’re sim is a genius you can work on the computer to help solve the P = NP problem or the fact that the title to one skill books that the sims can read is just Pi to about 8 dp. Awesome. Also some wonderful EA product placement, when your sim plays video games apparently they enjoy playing Burnout Paradise, Madden and Skate.

The Sims 3 Still Supporting Gay Marriage
Graphically the game looks pretty good, it’s not going to win any technical achievements but it does still have that a wonderful look at feel to it that makes the world more alive than a different aesthetic would probably give it. I did have a couple times when there was a significant amount of texture pop in and this is from no texture, not just a blurry one although I was moving from one part of the town to the interior of a building on the other side of the map so it’s excusable but worth noting. Another technical issue but at one point my game just wouldn’t save, I would just keep getting an error code, I figured that it was something to do with an overcrowded inventory as it does actually cause significant slow down when you’re carrying hundreds of items (it just takes like a second to move items about so if you moving items from one person to another it’s far more apparent than when you only have a couple of inventory items). So I sold a bunch of items on my overloaded sims and voila saving allowed again, not a scientific test I know and I’m not bothered to try to repo it again but again, worth noting. Also saving takes way too long to not have a progress bar to it and it doesn’t auto save which I don’t like but given how long saving actually takes not having it is probably the best of the two evils.
Overall I had fun with The Sims 3 and it gets a big thumbs up, for those folk that were really into The Sims 2 expect to have many many omissions from the expansions and I’m guessing that those will show up in the future. But what is taken away it does give plenty back so its definitely worth your time, I never played The Sims series before now and I’m saying that. Now to go play something less addicting, maybe a good MMO…
Andrew Games